The Gram Masters

The Grammys. Always a bit more craic outfit wise – as the achingly cool, music-y artist-y people go hell for leather trying to outdo one another. I have decided to peruse this red carpet rather than the BAF (yAAAAAAAwn) TAs. Janey, but movie stars have run out of fashion juice lately, awards fatigue? Maybe they’re all saving their big kahunas for the Oscars??

BUT.

The Grammys. Did NOT disappoint….those crazy guys.

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Now, I KNOW her ladyship is all about the mad dresses and the ridic shoes so probably not the best one to kick off with, but…shockingly, her idea of being individual and standing out from the crowd is being copied….

Individuality being COPIED??? Astounding.

But don’t take my word for it, check out these hoo-ha’s….try to be different without ending up looking loopy juice…that’s the key girls. *wink*

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That last one’s a good look eh? Might pull that one out for the wedding.

Although, Lady Gaga’s gotta get kudos for this…

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Indeed.

Anyhoo…more…MORE of it

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She might as well have rocked up in a scarf tied five ways.

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This girl is TWENTY THREE, you’d be forgiven for thinking it was Sigourney Weaver in Working Girl…What was her name in it again?…..aw man….WHAT a movie though. Alec Baldwin, being all seedy and hot. Harrison Ford, being all nerdy and hot. Katherine Parker! That was it…I must watch it at the weekend. mmmmm, wine….

Back in the room.

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What in the friggin fraggin world is going on here. Hot body, awful dress. Bad shoes and lipstick too…yeuch.

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Very boring for her, doncha think? Although the back does something.

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Doesn’t do enough though does it?? Old lady dressing strikes again, refer to Demi Lovato above for any questions.

Conversely, Taylor Swift goes for the I’M REALLY YOUNG AND LOOK AT MY BODY approach…

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I mean, she looks great but, nope.

Beyonce. In a nod to the Miss Havisham in all of us.

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er…

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Words fail me.

That fella on the left there used to be Johnny Depp.

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How the mighty have fallen, wha?

But then, in the midst of all this mayhem, like Heathcliff coming over the moors, there is this beaut…

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And the world is well again.

 

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